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In the Jaws of Perpetual Singleness - Kruszer's Journal
February 25th, 2011
03:20 am

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In the Jaws of Perpetual Singleness
I've slipped in my habit of documenting my "are you kidding me" moments in the adventure land of online dating, but I think it's time to update with a few recent doozies. 

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CC Email: "Well I just want to say that I do not want to date you but I think that you are very unique!  :)

Me: Yes, thank you, that was my intention all along.  While other little girls declared: "When I grow up I'm going to be a Mommy!"  I said "Scratch that!  When I grow up, I'm going to be UNIQUE!"  

lol 

And now I will cry in despair at the apparent futility of my efforts.  :P

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If you're looking for a way to instantly make an impression the first time you interact with a girl in a chat session, try this one: 

Marv:  Happy New Years
So marry me?

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Me:  Hi? Nice to meet you first? lol
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Marv:  so yes?
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.... And another Christian Cafe first time instant-message/chat session:

CC Guy:  You have really nice hair

ME: Thank you

CC Guy: How long is it? 

ME: The same length it is in the picture, it doesn't grow much beyond my waist

CC Guy: I love girls with long hair, it's very sexy
CC Guy:  I would love to run my fingers through your hair and play with it

ME: Well seeing as this is the first time we talk, why don't we save that for another date, shall we?

CC Guy: Is it hard to manage?

ME: Not really, I condition it in the shower, braid it to go to bed, it's not that thick so it's manageable
ME:  I have a friend whose hair is even longer than mine, down to her calves.  I can imagine her hair maintenance is a lot more extensive

CC Guy:  Wow! 
CC Guy:  Do you have a picture of your friend?


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From:archangel__7
Date:May 25th, 2011 06:29 am (UTC)
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Ah, so you still update (sort of). =)
From:lasource
Date:March 26th, 2013 02:50 pm (UTC)
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You are unique, brave, brilliant and good-hearted and I want to know you and love you more than anything.
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From:crookedfingers
Date:November 3rd, 2013 11:03 pm (UTC)
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November 3, 2013 Happy Birthday! I wonder how you are doing these days.
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